Jack's fast train to Bellvue

More fun with anti-violent-video-game self-crusader Jack Thompson: he has contacted the Seattle Police Department in an effort to have Tycho and Gabe of Penny Arcade arrested for "harassing" him.

Apparently, in the kookyverse Jack inhabits, people donating money to charity in your name constitutes "harassment" -- and your own blood-soaked fantasies about killing everyone in the video-game industry are just harmless flights of fancy.

I dunno about you, but I'm now tempted to buy this shirt and show my support. Though I'd plop down my Benjamins in a heartbeat if they come out with a "Jack Thompson is a mouth-foaming loonie" variant instead (complete with appropriate graphic, natch).

P.S. Jack Thompson's so looney, not only did he campaign against Janet Reno on the grounds that she was a lesbian and he isn't (complete with a "check one or more boxes" form), he's even been booted from the ultra-conservative Free Republic due to extreme kookiness. When the Freeper nuts say he's nuts, that's the clearest sign that Jack's an entire nut factory.