Regular readers to this blog will know that I don't normally do celebrity gossip, since I (a) don't consider such affairs to be of any great import, and (b) believe that what celebrities do in their private lives is their own bee's-wax... but I couldn't resist the temptation to chime in on this item:
It has just been revealed what lucky, lucky Katie Holmes received for her 27th birthday from short-arsed lover Tom Cruise. Wait for it -- it's a bit special...
A DVD collection with every movie he’s ever starred in!
What a beautiful, selfless and thoughtful gift.
And according to the Daily Express: "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."
I'm not sure what this says about Katie (though how she responded to this gift will be a big hint), but it sure says a lot about Tom -- namely, that he's the real-life incarnation of Plucky Duck:
"I'm the silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland!"
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