Giving a hand to the poor ol' GOP

Submitted by Robert Jung on Wed, 01/18/2006 - 9:21am.

In a bit of charity from yours truly, here's a list of Top Ten Slogans for the Republicans' Proposed Congressional Lobbying Reforms:

10. We made the mess, we'll clean it up (really!)

9. Better Jack Abramoff than us

8. We're bored with breaking the old ethics laws

7. Who needs free skyboxes when you have a 65" plasma TV?

6. Golf trips, no! Massage parlors, yes!

5. We already know where the loopholes are

3. There's no chance in Hell we'll let a Democrat proposal get passed anyway

2. Stalling for time until another calamity distracts you

And the number one slogan for the Republicans' Proposed Congressional Lobbying Reforms:

1. When it comes to corruption, we're the experts

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