Redefining sanity the O'Reilly way

For the three or four people remaining on Planet Earth who aren't yet convinced that Bill O'Reilly is a breadbasket short of a buffet dinner (and who happen to be reading this site), here's the latest scintillating jewel of reasoned discourse from Blowhard Bill:

You know, in a sane world, every country would unite against Iran and blow it off the face of the earth. That would be the sane thing to do.

Quite frankly, this statement is so mind-numbingly inane that anything else I say would be redundant. But can we really expect anything better from the same guy who cuts off callers for mentioning competing talk shows?

But you know, that statement almost makes sense. It just needs a little editing, like so...

You know, in a sane world, every citizen would unite against Bill O'Reilly and lock him up a nice padded room in Bellvue with one of those shirts that tie in the back. That would be the sane thing to do.