Amazon spoils our Oozinator fun...

Proving that toy makers do have a perverse sense of humor, Hasbro has released the Oozinator Supersoaker, a water gun that

(a) looks like an alien green phallus,
(b) squirts streams of thick, opalescent ooze, and
(c) is featured in a TV commercial where kids celebrate getting oozed in the chest and face...

...uh...

If that doesn't sound the least bit disgustingly perverse to you, then I salute your innocence (and wonder what the heck are you doing on this site ).

Needless to say, it didn't take long for the visitors of Amazon.com to get their giggles by submitting innuendo-loaded reviews for this toy. The reviews have been removed by Amazon's overseers, but a quick search of the Google cache shows what folks were saying about the Oozinator:

Last Sunday after bible study, my mom dropped me off at the park to play with my friends. When I showed up it seemed like they all had a secret they were hiding. They told me they had just found something great, but that we had to get away from their parents so I could see it. We rushed to convene in the boy's bathroom. When everyone was there, they all smiled and then unleashed their Oozinators. Before I could have even said "Jesus Saves" I was getting blasted in the face with with ooze from all of my friends! Little did they know that I had known about the Oozinator for a long time, and had practiced with it for hours when mom though I was reading the bible quietly before bed. I reached down and surprise attacked them with my Oozinator. I got every one of them ina flash. They were still pumping their Oozinators by the time my ooze was drying on their chins. I love my Oozinator!

I cannot begin to tell you all how much fun I'm having with my goo oozinator. You should have seen the look on my grandma's face when I snuck up on her from behind the couch and squirted my ooze all over her...It even got in her wig. My brother actually started playing with my oozinator when I wasn't paying attention and it squirted right in my eye. It stung and now it looks like I have pink eye. So be careful, watch the ooze around your eyes. My other friend says he got a rash from another friend's ooze.

men i have come from land of south of united states to inform you all that toy is mucho fun!

i am loving squirting sticky stuff all over me sister, and me mather as well!

all my men in ethernals clan (lineage 2 game play) are love meeting up and squirting goo all over other men also each other.

men i recommend this to all who love to squirt gooey sticky stuff all over other mens faces!!!!!!!!!!

I used to have nothing to do until I discovered the magic of this thing! At first I didn't know how to use it but as I kept working at it, looking it over all day, I got better at oozing with my oozinator than anyone! The other day I oozed my girlfriend on her back and she didn't ejoy it as much as I did. Either way, I can ooze farther than anyone else, especially my girlfriend!

But as fun as the Oozinator may be, I'm putting my foot down and will not be buying it for my kid...