Okay, this is probably the funniest thing I'll read all day today, barring some ridiculously egocentric statement from Sony at E3:
Man Torched Porn Store For Religious Reasons
Fire investigators say a Powell man admitted dressing up like a ninja to burn down an adult business, all in the name of God.
Benjamin Daniel Warren, age 20, faces an arson charge that could send him to prison for six years. Warren is out on $5,000 bond while his case goes before a grand jury.
Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any pictures of Mr. Warren in his ninja outfit available. I can only imagine that he wore it because he needed real ultimate power to defeat the evils of pornography... 
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