Insta-jackpot, O.J.-style

So, now that Rupert Murdoch, News Corp and Fox News got sufficiently hammered to cancel O.J. Simpson's "hypothetical" "confession" to the Nicole Brown Simpson murders -- and yank the accompanying book -- how long will it be before pilfered copies of If I Did It become instant moneymaking jackpots on eBay?

Six nanoseconds, apparently: