My son has a mild habit nowadays, in the evenings, of stalling his bedtime by asking me nonsense questions. Even so, I was caught unprepared when he came out last night and we had the following exchange:
Son: "Dad?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Son: "How do you get an extra life?"
Me: "What, you mean in a game?"
Son: "No, I mean for real. How do people get an extra life for real?"
Me: "...well, they don't. Everyone gets one life."
Son: "Why?"
Me: "That's just how it is."
Me: "Yeah?"
Son: "How do you get an extra life?"
Me: "What, you mean in a game?"
Son: "No, I mean for real. How do people get an extra life for real?"
Me: "...well, they don't. Everyone gets one life."
Son: "Why?"
Me: "That's just how it is."
And after a little more non-theological talk on life, death, and the importance of wearing helmets, I sent him off to bed.
Yet I still remain amused at his correlating an ages-old question on mortality and reincarnation with a 1-up mushroom. But hey, he is Mario...

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