The one question they won't pick

So according to the news, Al Qaeda has invited journalists to submit questions for their Top Guy #2, Ayman al-Zawahri, in a sort of 21st century virtual interview.

With the pansy-assed limp-wristed corporate-controlled jokers we've got passing for journalists these days, here's the one question that's sure to be conveniently overlooked -- even though it should be the first out the gate:

Q: Mr. al-Zawahri, it has been over six years since President Bush vowed to capture yourself, Osama bin Laden, and the other Al Qaeda leaders "dead or alive". What are your thoughts on this?

Which is a pity, really, because any response from al-Zawahri is sure to be comedy gold:

A: You voted for him, you're stuck with him.

A: Since we're nowhere near Iran, I'm not worried about it at all.

A: You Americans really are gullible, aren't you?

A: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!