Channeling James T. Kirk

Submitted by Robert Jung on Sun, 05/25/2008 - 11:28am.

Just a flighty thought on a lazy Sunday afternoon, inspired by a trip through the toy aisles at Target.

Just as Captain James T. Kirk asks, "What does God need with a starship?", I ask...

..."What does the Hulk need with an ATV?" As if you could find one that wouldn't collapse immediately once he sat on it...

(I don't believe I'm overthinking the situation. Instead, I see it more as the toy licensor didn't bother to think about the situation at all... Winking smiley)

Categories - Funny :: Geekery :: Whatever

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Submitted by dvandom on Sun, 05/25/2008 - 9:00pm.

Part of the first Hulk movie toy line included Hulk riding atop a crumpled tank in such a way that it looked like he was HUMPING it.

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Submitted by Robert Jung on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:57pm.

...for his pleasure? Scared smiley

--R.J.