Well, if you're going to name your channel #aol-sucks, I guess you expect this, but people pop in and ask this question all the damn time. Sometimes, we just lose it...
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| <DestinEE> | Ohmigod. |
| <DestinEE> | It can't be. |
| <DestinEE> | Gena Smith!? |
| <geck-o> | Gena Davis? |
| <DestinEE> | Geena Lollabrigidda? |
| <Gwnzrf> | Gena Shock? |
| <Gena> | So, why does AOL suck? |
| <DestinEE> | AOL sucks because of censorship, underfeatured software, pay-as-you-g
o access and commercial content. |
| <kail> | AOL sucks because it's unreliable, expensive, and has a big brother mentality |
| <DestinEE> | Besides, an AOLer ripped me off for five bucks once. |
| <Gwnzrf> | An AOLer KILLED MY DOG |
| <geck-o> | AOL RIPPED MY FLESH... BZZZZZ. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL murdered my half step-brother. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL keyed my car. |
| <kail> | AOL ate my baby |
| <geck-o> | AOL farted in my general direction. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL CHEATS AT MONOPOLY! |
| <DestinEE> | AOL is transmitting radio messages on ultra-high frequencies saying "Kill the state." |
| <kail> | AOL waved their private parts at my aunties |
| <DestinEE> | AOL vomited on my shoes at a party o nce. |
| <geck-o> | AOL was kidnapped by aliens and given intense rectal examinations. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL blocks the reception on my black and white TV on Tuesdays. |
| <kail> | AOL took over a small island country and made the inhabitants drink Mr. PIB |
| <RichNJ> | AOL cut my clotheslines down |
| <DestinEE> | AOL is making the gaslights in my house flicker. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL ripped the Christmas lights off my shrubs |
| <DestinEE> | AOL cuts across my yard on the way home from school. |
| <geck-o> | AOL is responsible for my utter failure as a human being. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL stole my girlfriend. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL cut my income by one-third |
| <DestinEE> | AOL narced on me to the IRS. |
| <geck-o> | AOL lowered my property values. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL switched my coffee to Sanka. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL MADE MY URINE TURN BLUE |
| <geck-o> | AOL sold me bad acid. |
| <Joe-> | AOL is responsible for the increase in std's across the nation. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL ate my sandwich |
| <Gena> | I think it may have been AOL that, well that took my virginity! |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL owes me lunch |
| <DestinEE> | AOL put Ti-D-bowl in the toilets at work. Except it wasn't Ti-D-bowl.... |
| <DestinEE> | AOL hit me first. |
| <geck-o> | AOL never tips. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL KILLED JFK |
| <DestinEE> | AOL smells funny. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL let the air out of my tires |
| <DestinEE> | AOL erased the Watergate tapes. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL smells like a burrito |
| <DestinEE> | AOL's mother smells funny. |
| <Joe-> | AOL is responsible for all the battered women |
| <geck-o> | AOL lies to get additional frequent flyer miles. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL hogs the bathroom and never puts its hands in its pocket |
| <DestinEE> | AOL thinks the national debt is funny. |
| kail has left channel #aol-sucks | |
| <geck-o> | AOL made kail leave the channel. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL stole Newt Gingrich's peanuts. |
| <kail> | AOL is responisble for the death of democracy |
| * Joe- a lot of women get battered while AOL is adding art....... | |
| <RichNJ> | AOL shit in my toilet and didn't flush |
| <DestinEE> | AOL made the Niners lose. |
| <kail> | AOL left the seat up |
| <geck-o> | AOL has poor grooming habits. |
| Signoff: runamok () | |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL frightened runamok |
| <DestinEE> | AOL hogs more than half the covers. |
| <Joe-> | AOL injured William Floyd |
| <geck-o> | AOL made this an eerily fascinating activity. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL slams their doors at night. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL ripped off my Pink Floyd CD |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL pulls tags off of matresses |
| <geck-o> | AOL howls too loudly when it's in heat. |
| <kail> | AOL left the stove on |
| <Gena> | Um, will you guys be doing this all night? |
| <DestinEE> | AOL borrowed my records, and then didn't bring them back. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL calls my house and hangs up. |
| <Joe-> | AOL is the dirty rat that killed my brother |
| <DestinEE> | AOL makes us do this lal night. |
| <geck-o> | Gena: YOU STARTED THIS YOU FOOL. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL is responsible for disco fever |
| <Joe-> | AOL left the cap off the tooth paste |
| <Gena> | Oh, hell, did I start it? |
| <Joe-> | AOL is responsible for the death of disco |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL tips poorly |
| <geck-o> | tj: did that. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL got me started on asci art. |
| <geck-o> | Gena: you asked why AOL sucks when it's clearly explained in the topic. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL made me repeat a joke |
| <Gena> | Right, silly me. |
| <geck-o> | AOL made Gena repent. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL doesn't read the topic |
| <kail> | AOL made me repeat second grage |
| <RichNJ> | AOL dulled my hockey skates. |
| <kail> | grade |
| <DestinEE> | AOL drives over 55. |
| <geck-o> | AOL drives under 55. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL killed grunge. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL killed Elvis |
| * kail is kidding, she didn't repeat second grade | |
| <RichNJ> | AOL made me fall through the ice when I was 9 |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL better get me a bucket, cuz I think I'm gonna throw up |
| <geck-o> | AOL cums in buckets. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL delayed Finley' |
| <DestinEE> | AOL snores. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL delayed Finley's puberty |
| <DestinEE> | AOL breaths through their mouth. |
| <geck-o> | AOL doesn't use deoderant. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL always calls me up and says "What's up?" |
| <Joe-> | AOL made Egelhof love Macintosh |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL prefers Brand X to Pepsi |
| <Joe-> | AOL made Finley buy Macintosh |
| <Joe-> | AOL is not the choice of the next generation |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL made Steve Jobs grow a beard |
| <geck-o> | AOL really ties one on, calls at four in the morning and yells, "I LOVE YOU MAN, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!" |
| <RichNJ> | AOL made me buy Win95 |
| <DestinEE> | AOL laughed when Bambi's mother died. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL killed Bambi's mother |
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| <Joe-> | AOL made Bill Gates the richest man in the nation |
| <RichNJ> | AOL made me join the Marines. |
| <clyons> | I don't need to know why AOL sucks. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL laughs at parts in movies that are sad, no funny |
| <DestinEE> | AOL steered the Hindenburg. |
| <Joe-> | AOL made Steve Ballmer hyper active |
| <clyons> | I know why it sucks. |
| <geck-o> | Too late. |
| <Gena> | Ok, I think I understand. I don't need any more reasons. Thank you. |
| <clyons> | AOL has my GRANDMOTHER on it! |
| <RichNJ> | AOL designed the Challenger's O-rings |
| <geck-o> | AOL gives my iguana hemorrhoids. |
| <Joe-> | AOL is the grinch that stole christmas |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL has plausible deniability |
| <DestinEE> | AOL makes my throat swolen and scratchy. |
| <Malice> | AOL is a black hole. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL is the missing link to GOATS |
| <RichNJ> | AOL moves "Mad about You" to Sunday |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL has three nipples |
| <geck-o> | AOL puts reruns on E.R. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL consumes all wavelenghts of light. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL made "Friends" less funny |
| <Gena> | AOL has fallen and can't get up |
| <Joe-> | AOL is having chest pains |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL told Jonathan Richman to go acoustic |
| <RichNJ> | AOL got rid of "Marcelle" on Friends |
| <DestinEE> | AOL killed Dino. |
| <Joe-> | AOL smokes cigerettes while it is pregnant with gnn |
| <geck-o> | AOL wonders if the woman at the end of 12 Monkeys was from the present or the past. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL killed John Holmes. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL broke Jackie Gleason's leg on national TV |
| <DestinEE> | AOL erased key lines in the original screenplay of Twelve Monkeys, confusing geek-o. |
| <geck-o> | I'm not confused, dammit. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL writes posts to rec.movies.current-films about 12 Monkeys |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL confused gecko |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL drinks all the beer |
| <Malice> | AOL spams to more then just rec.movies.current-films about 12 Monkeys. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL advertises web pages that have way too many graphics. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL woke up a sleeping old-dog |
| <RichNJ> | AOL calls channels "rooms" |
| <geck-o> | AOL is loading new art. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL has three letters and none of them rhyme |
| <Joe-> | AOL is responsible for the rise of Nazi Germany |
| * kail is getting nausous | |
| <Huber> | AOL cums in buckets. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL stole my girlfriend :( |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL came on Huber |
| <Joe-> | AOL is Nazi Gemrany |
| <Malice> | AOL would still have constipation even if it got it's head out of it's
ass. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL calls your web site "*MY HOME PAGE*" |
| <kail> | huber: that's AOLbot, silly |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL promises it wouldn't cum in my mouth |
| <Gena> | AOL made me quit smoking last week, and I am NOT happy, yet... |
| <geck-o> | AOL uses teeth. |
| ClarkCu has left channel #aol-sucks | |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL sucks because it uses teeth |
| <DestinEE> | AOL went out with my best friend without telling me. |
| <Malice> | AOL is the big fat cellmate named "Buba" |
| <RichNJ> | AOL gave me a "C" in Spanish |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL made the Raiders lose 7 straight games |
| <geck-o> | AOL sucks trainrek better than carlton. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL smokes too much. |
| <Huber> | AOL is squishy. |
| <Gena> | Rich, you got a C? |
| <DestinEE> | AOL created Visual Basic. |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL is mooshy |
| <Malice> | AOL was in Seven: It was the guy who's sin was gluttony. |
| Huber is now known as AOL | |
| <AOL> | Quit talking about me. |
| <geck-o> | AOL was in Seven: It's Brad Pitt. |
| <DestinEE> | /kick #aol-sucks AOL Would that it were that easy. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL came up with the original idea for "The A-Team" |
| <RichNJ> | AOL dumped Hostletler and Sims, the signed Dave Brown with the NY Giants |
| <Gwnzrf> | AOL made the Dodgers trade Offerman |
| <AOL> | Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam! |
| <DestinEE> | AOL stole my youth. |
| <Luke> | I will use the force against AOL! |
| <AOL> | I love spam! |
| <RichNJ> | AOL stole my monkey glove |
| <Malice> | AOL stole my 12 Monkey gloves. |
| * kail IS AWAY (Going to read a.a-s until y'all get this out of your systems :)) | |
| <RichNJ> | AOL made me get arrested in Myrtle Beach. |
| <geck-o> | AOL made me quit this. |
| <Malice> | AOL told your mother for me to keep changing her lipstick color because I'm getting a rainbow around my dick. |
| <DestinEE> | AOL fixed Hugh Grant up with his last date.... |
| <RichNJ> | AOL caused the "Blizzard of 96" |
| <DestinEE> | AOL stole the 'Y' at the end of my nick. |
| * geck-o falls over. | |
| Gwnzrf is now known as tjame-s | |
| <DestinEE> | AOL caused geck-o to fall over. |
| <Joe-> | AOL caused the budget crisis |
| <RichNJ> | AOL stole my lunch money. |
| <Joe-> | AOL caused the OJ trial |
| * geck-o started a trend. | |
| <AOL> | AOL murdered Nicole. |
| <Joe-> | AOL is the bully that won't stop beating me up |
| <Malice> | AOL is a mob informant. |
| tjame-s is now known as WAOL | |
| <Destin-E> | AOL framed Roger Rabbit. |
| <Joe-> | AOL is killling the spotted owl |
| <Destin-E> | AOL talks loudly in restaurants. |
| <RichNJ> | AOL ate Gilbert Grape. |
| Destin-E is now known as WAOL_EXE | |
| <WAOL_EXE> | AOL shot Laura Paulmer |
| <Malice> | AOL is destroying the rain forest. (Where do you think they get the ma
terial for all those disks they send out?) |
| <WAOL> | General Protection Fault - click "continue" to continue |
| <WAOL_EXE> | AOL is killing the great chefs of Europe. |
| <WAOL_EXE> | AOL hates Greenpeace. |
| <WAOL_EXE> | AOL carbombed two members of Earth First, and is trying to cover it up. |
| <DanBonadu> | AOL is happening in a far-out kind of way. |
It kind of peters out from there.
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