Shuck'n Porno Videos

by "Wally the Buttbytr"

Like just about every other teenage boy with release-seeking hot cum boiling deep within his young body, I took every available opportunity to view nekid female flesh. You gotta remember, though, that this was in the '50s, when such opportunities were few and far between. Yep... I, along with thousands of others, did indeed marvel at the dark-skinned tits on the pages of National Geographic... was thrilled at Esquire... and elated when Playboy first hit the newstands in '53!!! MY GOD!! We lads got to see tits, (when we were lucky enough to borrow or steal a copy). It would be at least another decade before horny young lads would see a woman's nether region in the pages of uncensored magazines.

If someone would bring one of those lusty contraband paperbacks to school... they were instant heroes, and men of the world... never mind the fact that if they ever got the books back, there'd be pages ripped out, or the remnants of peter tracks on them.

I can recall walking by movie houses in Washington, DC in the '50s, and gawking at the promise of midnight showings of "must be over 18" flicks. These had lusty titles like, "Modern Day Adam & Eve", or "Daring Women"! The posters had pics of nearly naked women, butt of course you could see no aureoles or nipples, or pubic hair.. due to some censoring asshole placing big blotches at those strategic places.

Here I go rambling again... or as they say, harking back. My point in this column is to bitch about porno videos! Like everyone else (again)... I thrilled at seeing my first several "fuck flicks". Merely the joy of seeing men fucking women... getting blowjobs... and suckin' tits, was reason enough to spank the hell outta yer monkey! However, I guess everything gets old... and you realize you want more (or at least I do). Any "plot" to these films is so thinly disquised, as to be practically invisible. The basic theme is almost always the same: Every guy has at least an 8-9 inch cock... and every woman is ready to drop to her knees, unzip his pants, and start sucking it... within 2 minutes after meeting. And, the acting almost always SUCKS! Every guy is a fuckin' stud.. a cock hound, and every woman appears to be a horny slut!

Am I the only one who gets turned on by the actual "seduction sequence"? Of seeing a woman with a fine ass, or fine tits (preferably both), who makes the male's mouth water at the very sight of her. Of her not being so damn willing to just start fucking now! Of having the guy actually have to work for the pussy!

Why can't some of these producers make a film with a legitimate plot, with decent acting, where folks don't go to fuckin, within 2-5 minutes after the cameras roll? And, since I wasn't endowed with a big cock (6 1/2")... how about some guys with average sized tools? Let's have a combination of films here... where Cinemax leaves off (and doesn't show you)... and the fuck films. GOD, wouldn't you like to see a good movie take you right through every aspect of the actual sucking and fucking!!!!! Maybe someday??????............ Nawwwwwww, I doubt it... butt I can wish!