The Gospel of Kung Fu Monkey

Submitted by Robert Jung on Tue, 08/09/2005 - 6:25am.

Sometimes you read something that just makes your jaw drop and say "day-am" in appreciation of the author's verbal kung fu. This be one of those times, as Kung fu Monkey weighs in on George W. Bush, "intelligent design," and the bright futures for China and India:

When you're watching your children rocket downward through the Brave New Working Classes from gamma through delta straight to the epsilons, not a word. When the leader of your party turns his back on science, the product of God's 2nd greatest gift to us, reason, when he turns from the very process which brought so much progress and prosperity to this land and encourages those would so eagerly toss aside rational thought itself ... gah, never mind voting Democrat: if my choice were between these cowards who would turn back the Enlightenment and anal-probing yet intellectually honest Martians, I would grit my teeth, vote for the Martians and learn to visualize my Happy Place during my Probe-Center appointments.

I don't like to just write "me too," but... day-am. Me too.