Dell:Cool::Bandsaw:Cuddly

Apple's iPod gave us those ubiquious silhouette dancers.

Dell's new DJ Ditty gives us a dorky-looking guy who's flat-out pathetic:

Yeah, I can just imagine the legions of music-lovin' teenagers rushing out to buy a DJ Ditty so they can imitate this guy...

And I'll indulge my inner geek by noting that the DJ Ditty can only hold 200+ songs if you encode them as a craptastic 64kbps; geez, you might as well listen to a bad AM radio at that point...

Update: As much as I hate to send traffic to Dell, you really should go to their DJ Ditty site and browse the pages they have there. The snapshot above is but a sip of the downpour of dorkitude that awaits you...