Humor

As Explained by Japanese Six-Year-Olds

By Vinnk
From 4 color rebellion

Names have been removed to protect the stupid!

There are quite a few documents out there that claim to be guides for a virtuous and productive life from the Bible, to the Koran, Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist and, of course, Big Tony Robbins's Unleash the Giant Within.

The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny.

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.

An allegedly true story from the Futuremark forums. Let this be a lesson to all the wanna-be thieves -- choose your marks carefully.

By Stephen Colbert
As printed in Wired

Originally from GaijinSmash.net

The wacky games Japanese students play, and the Americans who have to dodge them.

Superman's dad predicted Krypton catastrophe, just like Al Gore's global-warming warning, says the superhero's former writer.

By Elliot S. Maggin, Los Angeles Times, June 4, 2006

By Richard Feynman
Caltech commencement address, 1974

Jon Stewart delivered the commencement address at William & Mary College in May 2004.

What does your preference in donut franchises say about your sense of Canadian (or American) identity?

By Orange Julius

You too can be a Hollywood scriptwriter for one of the most exciting series on television! Just follow this simple tutorial and you'll be writing Dukes episodes in no time.

Creationist spoof irks Board of Education member

Here was my chance to cross gross obesity from the list of body types I hadn't yet scored.

Or, The Task of Carter Randolph
Or, Cthulhu Cthild Cthare

Copyright 2001 by Tom Smith

Or, why everyone is really a Stooge.

By Brian Drake

Originally posted on the Straight Dope Message Board

What with all the talk about teaching "Intelligent Design" in the classroom, I thought I'd take a look at the whole concept, and I quickly concluded that if God, indeed, had created things the way the Bible says, then he's done some pretty shoddy work and has a lot to answer to.

People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole. You say we are violent and barbaric, but has any one of you come up to my cage and extended his hand? Because, if he did, I would jerk it off and eat it right in front of him. "Mmm, that's good Martian," I would say.

I consistently fail to be perceived as human.