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Jon Stewart's Commencement Address

Thu, 25 May 2006 11:01:15 -0400

Jon Stewart delivered the commencement address at William & Mary College in May 2004.

How to Write an Episode of "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Thu, 04 May 2006 13:07:25 -0400

By Orange Julius

You too can be a Hollywood scriptwriter for one of the most exciting series on television! Just follow this simple tutorial and you'll be writing Dukes episodes in no time.

Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 13:40:02 -0500

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of gagh! I need dual processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.

The Strange and Evil Tale of the Production of Superman V

Mon, 28 Nov 2005 19:26:57 -0500

I found this online: the stange and evil tale of the production of Superman V. It spans decades, $50,000,000 is spent before they even have even settled on a writer or director. It's so horrible. It's out of date as it stops in the middle of 2004, but it's so horrible, you have to read it.

Scooby-Doo

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 19:51:21 -0400

Hey, dog! How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?

Cultures collide on FX show '30 Days'

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 19:32:13 -0400

A Muslim family in Dearborn hosts W. Va. Christian in hopes of opening viewers' eyes.

Things That Will Never Happen On Star Trek

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 03:58:34 -0400

The Enterprise encounters a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before.
The Enterprise is sent to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are perfectly all right.

The Making of a High-Tech Ad

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 03:52:48 -0400

To sell this year's model, you can't use last year's commercial. A look at the making of Atari's "Yar's Revenge" television commercial.

A Chip on the Shoulder

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 01:06:23 -0400

I'm willing to go on record here with a prophecy: The V-chip will result in an unprecedented liberalization of television fare.

China Can Say "D'oh!"

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 19:33:37 -0400

As Chairman Mao says: "only D'oh!ism can save China."

Beep Generation

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:58:18 -0400

Woe unto us, O generation of Road Runners, for Wile E. Coyote has devoured our children.

Yes, and more: We who sped nimbly through the '60s, dodging the Coyote of the Establishment with a smug and giddy "beep beep" -- the Coyote has overtaken our progeny and captured their hearts for his own.

Here On The Island

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 18:43:03 -0400

A Scholarly Critique of the Style, Symbolism and Sociopolitical Relevance of Gilligan's Island

On the Trekkie Trail

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 23:52:51 -0400

Director Roger Nygard Dared to Go Where No Man Has Gone Before, Immersing Himself in the Kookiest Cult in Pop Culture.

Heroine Barbarian

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 23:49:32 -0400

Sung to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General."

Things I Have Learned Watching Soap Operas

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:15:15 -0400

Everybody has a child that they gave up for adoption, or don't know they have that appears one day out of the blue as an adult.
90% of the children are not with their biological parent or parents.