Television

Jon Stewart delivered the commencement address at William & Mary College in May 2004.

By Orange Julius

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12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of gagh! I need dual processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.

I found this online: the stange and evil tale of the production of Superman V. It spans decades, $50,000,000 is spent before they even have even settled on a writer or director. It's so horrible. It's out of date as it stops in the middle of 2004, but it's so horrible, you have to read it.

Hey, dog! How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?

A Muslim family in Dearborn hosts W. Va. Christian in hopes of opening viewers' eyes.

• The Enterprise encounters a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before.
• The Enterprise is sent to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are perfectly all right.

To sell this year's model, you can't use last year's commercial. A look at the making of Atari's "Yar's Revenge" television commercial.

I'm willing to go on record here with a prophecy: The V-chip will result in an unprecedented liberalization of television fare.

As Chairman Mao says: "only D'oh!ism can save China."

Woe unto us, O generation of Road Runners, for Wile E. Coyote has devoured our children.

Yes, and more: We who sped nimbly through the '60s, dodging the Coyote of the Establishment with a smug and giddy "beep beep" -- the Coyote has overtaken our progeny and captured their hearts for his own.

A Scholarly Critique of the Style, Symbolism and Sociopolitical Relevance of Gilligan's Island

Director Roger Nygard Dared to Go Where No Man Has Gone Before, Immersing Himself in the Kookiest Cult in Pop Culture.

Sung to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General."

1. Everybody has a child that they gave up for adoption, or don't know they have that appears one day out of the blue as an adult.
2. 90% of the children are not with their biological parent or parents.

1. Don't argue with superior beings.
2. Don't shoot people: The paperwork is a pain in the butt.
3. Sometimes Money and Power don't matter.

Can you name the relevant episodes and skits?